Keys® Skincare Unlocks Its Melodic Potential: "If They Can Moisturize, We Can Harmonize!"

Posers in the Spotlight

For Immediate Release: Press Embargoed

April 1, 2024: Cheyenne Wyoming:

Keys Announces Its Entry Into The Music Business with the Release of Their Debut Single, “Skin Bandits.

In an unexpected twist, Keys® Pure, the renowned natural skincare brand, has announced its bold venture into the music industry. The move comes as a direct response to the recent influx of film, television, and music celebrities launching their own skincare lines.“We’ve been watching these celebrities encroach on our territory, promoting their fancy creams and serums,” said Keys® Skincare CTO, Bob Root. “Well, two can play at that game. If they think they can steal our spotlight, we’ll just have to steal theirs – with a microphone! “The natural skincare 20-year veterans of the natural market revealed its plans to establish “Epidermis Records,” a new record label that promises to “moisturize the ears and soothe the soul.” Their debut artist, a former esthetician named “The Exfoliator,” is set to release a concept album titled “Skin Deep Beats” featuring hit singles such as “Breakout Breakdown” and “Ode to Retinol.” Industry insiders are buzzing with anticipation, wondering if Keys® Skincare can successfully navigate the treacherous waters of the music business. As one anonymous source put it, “If their music is as smooth as their moisturizers, they might just have a chance.”Only time will tell if Keys® Skincare can make a name for itself in the music world, but one thing is for sure – this unexpected crossover has everyone’s skin tingling with excitement.

Bob Root, Keys Founder, added, “With all the celebs getting into the skincare business with their chemical-laden products, it was only natural that we write a song and get into the music biz. We are tired of all the hype, and it is time to take names. It’s time for these wannabes to get a feel for authentic skincare, and it’s natural. We have always had the tagline that we solve skin problems and make people feel good naturally. So it is only natural that we make people feel good with our music, too.”

Celebrities in Skincare. They’re Everywhere, and we need your help.

Recently, Keys® customer service has noted that so many people are asking if we changed our label colors to black and created a new logo. The answer is a simple no! Keys Labels Are White, and our Logo is Red.

The products that show up on Google searches when people are looking for us are because Google positions are bought. Yes, we own the registered trademark Keys® in perpetuity. In the old ode, Keys® name has an “r” ® in it , meaning registered. Just remember to tell your friends that Keys® Pure is in those searches.

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So, Keys is Announcing We Are Getting into the Music Business

Alas, we are so small and powerless that the only thing we feel we can do is to write a pop song in hopes that it will make the Billboard Top 100. After all, if celebs can get into the skincare business, we can get into the music business. Concert to follow.

It can’t be that hard. Right?

So, the song below was written and performed by members of the Keys® team to clear the air, so to speak.

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The lyrics say it all, and the recording brings it home. So look for it soon on Spotify and Apple Music.

Skin Bandits

I’ve seen this story before, it’s getting old

celebs playing in the skincare game, so bold.

They think they can just waltz right in

with their famous faces and million-watt grins

But they don’t know the secrets, the years of hard work

That Keys® put in, never one to shirk.

They’re stealing the spotlight, the thunder, the fame.

While the real heroes get lost in their meme

Organic this, natural that, they claim to know it all.

But their products are just hype, destined to fall.

They don’t understand the science, the art of crafting skincare

that is what sets Keys® apart.

So before you fall for the glitz and the glam.

Remember the brands that give a damn

about your skin, your health, your glow.

Not just the ones with the celebrity show

Keys, they’re the real deal.

Pouring their hearts into every product is so real.

So, let’s give credit where credit is due.

Keys always come through

In this world of celebrity skincare games

Let’s not forget the true skincare names

The ones who innovate and create with care

Like Keys®, the people that’s always there.

Next? Tequila By Keys® Dónde Donkey.

Of course, we are just kidding, but celebs won’t read this far. Just having some fun. What else can we do?

We really did write and perform the music. Watch for it on Apple Music and Spotify.